I find it incredible that your deck has the answers to everything in all decks. I find it amazing that you can get all of those answers whenever you want. It must be a great feeling to rip that revoke existence when I play wurmcoil engine, or have all four timely reinforcements in your hand against a red deck. What a wonderful player you must be to get a Day of Judgment turn 4 every game, or have Doom Blade or Go for the Throat exactly when it is appropriate.
Discussing deck strategies with you is always fun. What about this card? No? You’ve got an answer to that? How do you get around this one then? Oh, I see you have that too. Obviously just asserting the fact that your deck has an answer to a given card in my deck makes you an expert Magic player, and I should just quit now, because it would just be a frustrating experience having every turn’s play answered by your insane deck.
It’s also clear that you are a master user of the Interwebs, as your deck containing all the answers to the entire meta of all formats matches exactly the deck piloted by the winner of the last pro tour event. Even more impressive is your lack of any tournament wins, even at FNM.
I’m thankful there are players like you in the world, because how else would I know how bad my deck is? Thanks Guy Who Has Answers to Everything!
Bad Magic Player